So apparently I have a reputation or something as a Raffles fan because friend-who-shall-remain-nameless-for-his-own-good, after briefly discussing something to do with said Victorian crime capers, proceeds to tell me about this £37,000 crown that’s currently in town, its exact location, how very easy it would be to (hypothetically) steal it, give great detail as to how one would (hypothetically) go about this, and how hilarious it would be if someone did (which it would be, for reasons I cannot specify without saying where it is).
Mate, I want a summer holiday as much you do. But. There’s fandom and there’s fandom, man.
Also it’s too big to fit under a top hat.